Probably the closest you'll get to being in my brain, which is probably for the best for all of us.
no guys you dont understand. this is my favourite alison scene. from morning till felix came to see her she passed the time by knitting a whole pair of pastel purple gloves. if thats not the most metal part idk what is.
#i remember when i first noticed the fucking gloves#i was like hot damn ali#thats some hardcore shit#i feel like as a cia agent she’d be in the middle of torturing someone#and as they bleed out#she sits the fuck down at a table#and starts knitting until they decide they wanna#start talking and confessing#then she’d be like#hold on im almost done knitting this scarf
why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done
do you have any idea how great that would be
ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls
If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.
A baby elephant tries to fit